Borderline Homeless










(Wait- I’m not actually homeless, I just look homeless)

I was going car shopping and I was wearing Uggs. It was 8 in the morning and you better not think that I (or any other sane person) would put effort into my appearance at such an ungodly time. Are people even awake at 8am? The sun’s not even up. But anyways, my dad took one look at me and I could feel his disapproval. Apparently you have to dress up while car shopping so they take you seriously. And I look twelve (eleven if I’m not wearing makeup), so he probably had a good point. So, I grudgingly removed my Uggs and tried to find a more acceptable outfit and came up with this. This is how you look slightly cute and put together while you’re actually dying inside.

My hair was unbelievably greasy. Wait, I should not be admitting to that on the internet. But no shame. Sundays are not for showering. Sundays are for bumming around. But there’s no better excuse to wear a hat. So I plopped on this fuzzy beanie and it instantly changed my life. No longer did I look homeless. Now I just looked like a super trendy hipster who thought she could pull of a hat. (She was wrong.)

I’m wearing my ripped burgundy Joni Jeans from Topshop. And as I do quite often, I completely forgot about these pants which is why they haven’t been on the blog in FOREVER. And, I’m not even being dramatic about the passing of time. It’s been a YEAR since I last wore these (see OOTD here– yeah, I have proof, I ain’t a liar, ya hear?). Over top of these pants, I’m wearing a printed top (fun fact: also can wear as a dress like in this outfit) from Noul. This is one of my favorite items in my closet. If I’m ever at a loss for ideas on what to wear, I know I can always count on this shirt to pull something together.

To finish off the outfit, I’m wearing the world’s most slippery boots from Sam Edelman. Somebody please remind me to take these to a shoe repair shop ASAP and get rubber soles put on the bottom before I die. But, if you see me in my next outfit post with a cast on my leg, you’ll know why. And because it’s so freaking cold right now, I threw my big black fuzzy jacket overtop. I really need to attack this jacket with a lint roller and a pair of scissors because it pills and attracts fluff like no other.

JacketForever 21 // ShirtNoul // JeansTopshop // BootsSam Edelman // HatZara // PurseMichael Kors

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